Been Awhile

Hey y’all I apologize for the lack of blog posts or amusing anecdotes. I recently had the pleasure of moving house. Thank Christ for that too cause the last place was garbage. As it stands a couple things have gone down since I last put anything up here.

There was/is this girl that I started talking with. If y’all read my missed connections and ignoring the bro-code post you’ll be up to speed. If not y’all should read that one first then come back to this. Done? Alrighty then, so this girl and I had a couple chats over Facebook messenger. 6 Hour long video chats. I thought things were going well. But as happens sometimes in life. Alcohol screws things up. I’d had a bit of bourbon and was pretty alright.

Then I opened my fat mouth. Then distance, I shouldn’t be surprised because I should’ve known better than to be drinking at home with friends. Even still it’s a lesson. Know your limitations and sometimes just stay silent unless you have anything intelligent to add. For now the wheel turns and I’m back to working on myself, which sometimes is all we can really do. Anyways sharing time is over sweet minions and I need food.

So until next time may The Force be with y’all.